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NO ONE TALK TO ME NO ONE TOUCH ME
charlotte talking abt carlos and Lando ππ
EVERYONE STFU AND LOOK AT MY BOYFRIEND
HE LOOKS LIKE AN UNDERGROUND K-RAPPER AND ITS GOT ME WEAKKKK
UNTIL ITS REMEMBERS THE SHAPE!!!!!! UNTIL ITS MOULDED AROUND EVERY RIDGE AND VEIN
THE THOUGHTS IN MY MIND RIGHT NOW ISTG IM ABOUT TO WRITE THE FILTHIEST SMUT IN EXISTENCE
"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated
